This is a suggestion that BO can use in the next 5 days!!!
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the activework force. - Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
stipulations:
1) They MUST retire Immediately. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their back taxes immediately...
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
If not, please disregard!
(courtesy Toni M.)
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